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22nd July 2014

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I’m going to the panic at the disco concert tonight but I have no one to go with me and all the people I know who are going are going with their friends and now I feel Crappy because I’m going alone.

22nd July 2014

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Director Rob Reiner often left the set during Billy Crystal’s scenes because he would laugh so hard that he would feel nauseated, and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) claims that the only injury he sustained during filming The Princess Bride was a bruised rib due to stifling his laughter in his scenes with Billy Crystal - who ad-libbed many of his lines including ‘MLT: mutton, lettuce, tomato’ and ‘why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it’.

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22nd July 2014

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bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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22nd July 2014

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metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

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purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

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22nd July 2014

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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

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22nd July 2014

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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youneedacat:

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funnywildlife:

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kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

this is the cutest thing ever omg

always reblog

youneedacat:

brilliances:

puddlejumpingchampion:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

funnywildlife:

cognitivedissonance:

clubpunk:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

this is the cutest thing ever omg

always reblog

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22nd July 2014

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corgisandboobs:

sheisashipwearea-wake:

This kinda makes me sad

The “haven’t been in a bookstore in the last 5 years” thing is a bit misleading. What’s even left? Barnes & Noble is sterile and awful and that’s the only bookstore within 30 miles of me.

corgisandboobs:

sheisashipwearea-wake:

This kinda makes me sad

The “haven’t been in a bookstore in the last 5 years” thing is a bit misleading. What’s even left? Barnes & Noble is sterile and awful and that’s the only bookstore within 30 miles of me.

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22nd July 2014

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thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

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22nd July 2014

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

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meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

Trying to find a bra for that size and weight is often difficult, sometimes you have to just… wing it…

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22nd July 2014

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corgisandboobs:

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melkior:

send hELP

lol

I once wrote a story about a married couple who ran a business where you could call them and in the middle of the night they would place hundreds of pink flamingoes in someone’s yard for a small fee. They would leave signs that said “You’ve been flamingo’d!” with business cards in case the perpetrator wanted to get even or pass it on to someone else.

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22nd July 2014

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tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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I want to be your 3 a.m.s
To hold you in my arms
And whisper secrets in your ear
While the ceiling fan drones
Quietly above our bed.

I want to be your Goodmorning kiss,
The touch on your lips
Before your coffee mug,
The smile that lights your face
And sets a spark in your eye.

I want to be your constant,
To stay by your side from now
‘Til the end and ever breath in between,
To hold your hand when were old
And tell you “We made it”.

I want to be your companion,
To hold your hand each day,
Explore the beaches and mountains
And ever nook and cranny between,
I want to see the world with you.

I want to be your everything,
And you may think it selfish of me,
But if you could see the colors
You painted my horizon with,
You’d understand I can’t go back
To the world of black and grey.

I want to be yours, always and forever,
And yes that is a long time, but
I know we can make it.
I want to be yours,
And I just need to know,
Would you want to be mine?

— Yours, Always // by M.S.F. (via msfwritings)

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