just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
he looks like he is trying not to cry
"Don’t look ma. don’t look at your little boy"
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
sums me up
sometimes i like to listen to sad instrumentals on cloudy/foggy days and pretend im the next silent hill protagonist
who are you trying to find/killed and forgot about?
Well, it’s about as random of a twist as the recent games.
y r u talking 2 me rnt u supoosed 2 b looking 4 ur mother
I thought you were looking for my mother? Or were you actually me the whole time?
double plot twist
The Avengers taught me the power of UNITY
The Hunger Games taught me the power of COURAGE
Doctor Who taught me the power of HUMANITY
Sherlock taught me the power of MIND
Harry Potter taught me the power of LOVE
Supernatural taught me the power of FAMILY and LOYALITY
I might say and do a lot of stupid things
but don’t for a second think
that my fandoms have bad influence on me
(born Audrey Kathleen Ruston; 4 May 1929 – 20 January 1993)
Most people remember her in her 20’s. She was a pretty and amazing lady her whole life.
The sound I just made was not human
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