May 2013
i’m sorry guys
because of the doom of my laptop
i won’t be blogging almost at all. my dad’s computer just isn’t able to do things s well as my lappy could :(
harleyquinn394:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
danisalmostonfire:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found...
draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE...
can we make a prayer circle for me?
my laptop stopped working. until further notice.
literally, it has no abilities to do anything. something is wrong with my hard drive. it will not boot up and has no abilities to.
until then…. i’m using my dad’s desktop 0,0
shit it’s almost 2 am i didn’t realize that
i should’ve been in bed like 2 hours ago i need to regulate my sleep pattern for summer classes
good nightttt
teenager:
Im eating just in case i get hungry later
vlogbloopers:
moisture eyes moisturize moisture lies
chaystar:
the-girl-that-cannot-even:
sirpolski:
fefjade:
sirpolski:
please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag
why are you in the doritos tag
why arent you in the doritos tag
why is there a doritos tag
Why would there be dorito hate
when you feel you have lost everything, you still...
dearscience:
books
unexpected kindness in strangers
the rest of the world to travel
languages to learn
animals to take care of
volunteer work to do
the power of a good night’s rest
the changing of seasons
infinite things to learn
billions of people to meet and possibly love
billions of people who might love you back
elisetheawesome:
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:
shavingryansprivates:
striderstesticle:
shavingryansprivates:
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.
cafemusaiin:
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
pertlattimers:
my blog is less me making a conscious effort to entertain people and more people walking in on me talking to myself
milajewnis:
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
niaillur:
everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments. not my idea but I’d love to do this
(please reblog so I don’t look dumb)
sexponents:
did soulja boy ever tell em
faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
feistily:
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
justinbieberrealness:
there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
shes-universal:
but why wouldn’t you fall in love with the doctor he offers people escape from their shit lives and shows them that they are worth something and not just another spec on the planet and turns them into fuckin heroes man to me that’s fucking wonderful
soapiie:
simonmarshallcolfer:
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
princeowl:
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just