November 2011
Watch6dollarsex:
allowmetosaveyou:
This preview always makes me tear up Awh :c
omg awh
omg i’m like crying… i can’t even imagine if that happened to me and drew….
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
Reblog if you're spending Halloween on Tumblr.
lovelivesmilee:
atheist friends can skip this, it's for my friend...
You say: It’s impossible.
God says: All things are possible. (Luke 18:27)
You say: I’m too tired.
God says: I will give you rest. (Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: Nobody really loves me.
God says: I love you. (John 3:16 & John 13:34)
You say: I can’t go on.
God says: My grace is sufficient. (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalms 91:15)
You say: I can’t figure things out.
God says: I will direct your steps. (Proverbs 3:5-6)
You say: I can’t do it.
God says: You can do all things. (Philippians 4:13)
You say: I’m not able.
God says: I am able. (II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: It’s not worth it.
God says: It will be worth it. (Romans 8:28)
You say: I can’t forgive myself.
God says: I FORGIVE YOU. (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: I can’t manage.
God says: I will supply all your needs. (Philippians 4:19)
You say: I’m afraid.
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear. (II Timothy 1:7)
You say: I’m always worried and frustrated.
God says: Cast all your cares on ME. (I Peter 5:7)
You say: I don’t have enough faith.
God says: I’ve given everyone a measure of faith. (Romans 12:3)
You say: I’m not smart enough.
God says: I give you wisdom. (I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: I feel all alone.
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you. (Hebrews 13:5)
" CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD AND BE SAVED "
October 2011
body odor and smelly people in general
i can’t stand people who have strong body odor.
i have a sensitive nose, and that’s just gross. take a shower. you’re like 23 years old and in college. learn what SOAP and DEODORANT are… please…
also, learn to pick up your f*cking trash… seriously… you were at that table for 20 minutes and managed to leave an empty salad container, a cup, a not quite...
The Jon Bernthal School of Acting
corgisandboobs:
1. Never hold eye contact
2. Look down a lot
3. Have muscles
4. Be a dick
Reblog if you're a 91-98 kid.
livestolaugh:
marry-me-edward-grimes:
shahadi:
left-of-centre:
Anyone higher than 98 should gtfo
^ this
^^
anyone higher than 94 or maybe early 95 needs to stop saying they’re a 90s kid. by the time you were old enough to remember actually watching any of those shows, they were done airing.
When my skinny friend says they need to go on a... →
why i stopped being friends with one of my friends… only thing she could talk about was how fat she was (she wasn’t) and i told her (multiple times) i couldn’t handle it but ti didn’t stop.
there were other reasons too though…
this is a lie. welcome to COLLEGE.
damnthatswhatshesaid:
1. Enough Sleep 2. Good Grades 3. Social life Pick two. Welcome to High School
a0j1ru:
you’re not allowed to like things i like if i hate you
Cat Nurse said that she can hear the Face of Boe...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Jack is probably singing his heart out to show tunes and Britney Spears songs and that nurse has no idea.
We fall inline with the atrophy of life.: It sucks... →
mildlyalex:
splattersplatterblooodsplatter:
darlingdariana:
escapetheefate:
xnikkiboo:
It hurts to run, you have to hold your bra straps while running. It makes you feel uncomfortable whenever running or jumping. Plus most of the clothes wouldn’t fit you because your boobs are too big. THEN it makes you look fat because…
Thing about it girls! If you want big titties read that shit...
At a conference, Stephanie Meyer said: “The God... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard