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August 2011

i've made a plan

actually you don’t want to hear it, it’s too graphic. 

sometimes i want to type really gross, inappropriate stuff on here. 

i wonder how awkward it would make other people. 

now i kind of want to try. 

especially since 3/4 of my followers are male. 

so who else wants to see planet of the apes: rise of the apes next weekend? i wonder if it’ll be as good as the first. 

Aug 1, 2011
i was gonna rant, but now...

i’m making a hitlist. 

anyone wants to add names, go for it. 

i’m gonna use code names for mine. 

sarcastic whore

stupid whore

stupid one

androgynous… um… idk what that thing is…

yeah, that’s it for now. 

Jul 31, 20111 note

July 2011

INTERNETZ, Y U NO WORK?!?!?!

i’m off to play zombie games on omegle :)

Jul 31, 2011
Jul 31, 20112 notes
STUPID YOUTUBERS

these are the kinds of people on youtube i want to kill. 

*movie name* part 1 

you click it….

and it is a picture and they say to click the url to watch the whole movie. 

NO. THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED, YOU DICKWEED. F*CK YOU. YOU MADE THIS 16 TIMES??? YOU MADE ONE FOR EACH SUPPOSED PART? NO. I HATE YOU. YOU SUCK. 

i don’t own any of the really old disney movies on dvd yet, like lion king. i was looking for anastasia (it’s not disney) and i kept getting these douchers who would make 15 parts and every single one is the url that DOESN’T EVEN WORK. stupid stupid stupid… 

Jul 29, 2011
i need to make some goals

and so i’m writing them down so if i break them i feel guilty. 

1. wake up at a reasonable time until the week before school… like 8 am

2. keep up on laundry

3. work out more often. i refuse to gain so much as a freshman ounce. 

4. make a slip cover for my couch

5. get rid of junk and stupid stuff from my bookshelf. 

6. go through my jeans/shirts and get rid of anything that doesn’t fit. 

7. EAT HEALTHIER. Drew and i eat out too much. i eat too much stoner food with my brother. 

8. spend less time on my computer/teh internetz

9. drink more water, less soda. 

10. there is no ten i just hated leaving it at nine. even though nine is more unique.

Jul 28, 2011
Jul 28, 20112,750 notes
i made an 'i love' one

so now i have a list of my little quirks or weird habits. (ok, more like obsessive compulsive issues that will weird everyone out) 

i don’t like showering when home alone. 

i’m worried if i shower during a thunderstorm that the power will go out as i’m all sudsy. 

i feel like the soap in public bathrooms doesn’t clean my hands well enough, and like to use sanitizer after or wash my hands twice. 

anyone who knows me knows i have ‘spit issues’ 

i don’t like the word moist- it makes me think of a slimy, moldy sponge left in the dark too long. 

i can’t sleep if my dad isn’t home yet. 

i don’t like being home alone. especially at night. 

i can’t sleep if: my feet aren’t covered, my ear isn’t covered by hair, my door is open, my back is to the door, noise/music, or if i’m too warm. these also produce nightmares. 

i always hate the first week of school because i HATE meeting/talking to new people. 

Jul 27, 2011
sliced bread

Drews parents are cooler than it. they went to freaking IRELAND for 9 days. and guess how awesome they are? they buy me a necklace over there. because they rock so hardcore. only problem? i have no freaking clue what the necklace is or what it means D: but who cares, THEY THOUGHT OF ME OVER THERE. it makes me happy. 

Jul 27, 2011
Jul 27, 2011
wow, that's cool guys

i went from 6 followers to four

i’m feeling the love. 

Jul 24, 2011
choir... singing....

i agree with matt, no choir will ever be sun prairie’s choir. but then again, no choir will ever be sun prairie’s choir. which is why i’m thinking of joining the u.w. madison choral union as a first soprano. well, i’d have to try out and there is no guarantee i’d get in, much less that they would need sopranos because they’re super common and no one ever needs much of them. but for crying out loud, i really, really, really want to do some of this music they are doing….  D:  

i mean, i was in choir since 6 grade and my senior year i did bellissima AND concert choir… i can’t just GIVE UP choir. i need it. without singing on a regular basis, i shrivel up and become weird and depressed. i actually kind of hate summer for that reason. no singing in a choir. especially an all women one. 

anyways, to my what, 5 followers? if any of you are interested too (which i doubt…) here is the link http://www.music.wisc.edu/choirs read the choral thing on top

Jul 24, 2011
Jul 24, 2011174,150 notes
bring them back!!!

i am creating a list of things that should be brought back from the 80s or better yet, 90s. (or even maybe early 2000s). obviously i’m gonna forget stuff, because no one can ever seem to remember everything when they deliberately make a list. so i’m going to keep a pen and paper around and you guys can add to this if you see fit. since i’m not feeling too well though, i’m not going to start the list now, just this teaser. 

johnny bravo

catdog

dexter’s lab

between the lions

mr. rogers

lamb chops

ORIGINAL spongebob

jump ropes

light up skip jumps or whatever they’re called

spirographs 

rollerblades 

NOT FURBIES let’s just all agree

Jul 24, 2011
captain america

this movie was like, THE sexiest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. legit. until i see the avengers, at least. i mean, this movie was freaking genius. especially how they brought him into the future. i was wondering how they would do that, since he was a 40’s icon. if you were/are thinking about seeing this movie AT ALL, do it in 3-D as soon as possible because i wish i could watch it a million more times. and it was pretty funny. i loved it. a lot. it was GREAT. when may of 2012 comes around, you will want to avoid me because i’ll be so obsessed with seeing the avengers. 

Jul 23, 2011
Jul 22, 201113,331 notes
i never understood

people who say they want to change who they are, or how they act, or something like that… it’s one thing if you’re trying to control certain kinds of emotions, like extreme anger or spazzyness, or if you want to start working out. i’m talking about straight up people who say they don’t like their personality and decide they want to change who they are. literally. i don’t get it… you can’t change a personality, you are who you are. if you really try hard, you can change maybe one or two things, like if you feel you’re too selfish you can try to be more cautious of others feelings. but that’s still not entirely who you are. there is so much more than that… what kinds of clothes you like, music you listen to, movies you watch, classes you like to take, talents you are good at…. that is personality too, and part of who you are. you can’t truly change that. you won’t be happy, and people will see through it eventually. if you’re good at drawing, you can’t suddenly decide you want to be good at cool driving tricks if you don’t have the talent for it. i’m great with plants- i can’t draw to save my life. my brother is a great artist, but probably couldn’t keep a plant alive for more than two days. we can’t suddenly decide we want each others talents. but my original point… i haven’t ever really seen someone change their personality and how they treat others without some sort of change in their life… i think it takes some sort of external motivation to do that… people just need to accept who they are and work with it and learn to love themselves, or they won’t ever be happy. i’d rather be happy with who i am than unhappy trying to change myself into who i think i’d be happy as. 

man, i really hope this post makes sense because i feel like it loses something in translation.

Jul 22, 2011
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Jul 21, 2011
i just squeegeed my contacts.

no joke. 

for those who have contacts, this REALLY does work. well, i mean, it works for me if make up gets on them or something. 

you need:

1. two q-tips

2. mirror

3. eyedrops (preferably the saline contact special kind) 

steps:

in front of a mirror, wet one tip of each q-tip. don’t let them touch anything. (ok, observation. there is a car and a fire protection truck just chilling in front of my drive way and they are driving in opposite directions and just STOP and roll down their windows and they’ve been talking for like, two whole minutes) anyways, lean forward to the mirror so you can see your contacts. with q-tip 1, hold the inside edge of your contact. with q-tip 2, swipe cleanly from side 1 to side 2. continue, but rotate your q-tip slightly so you don’t just replace what you just did. you can use this for spot cleaning or i guess if you wanted, the whole thing… but i do spot cleaning. yeahhh. then, when going to your second eye, you reverse the used q-tip and wet it and use that one to hold and the original holder for cleaning! 

i guess it seems less gross to me…

Jul 21, 2011
never gonna

give you up

never gonna let you down

never gonna run around and desert youuuuu

Jul 21, 2011
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