September 2011
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Santa Claus on acid
Random fact of the day! (i apologize, this is more...
theannoyingskwid:
iwillmindfuckyou:
Your earlobes line up with your nipples.
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Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you...
most-awkward-moments:
Me: *pulls out banana.*
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does that make you the doctor?
What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?
FOREVER UNEMPLOYED.
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
“She became a whore.”
I HATE it when someone insults me HARD then says...
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
theannoyingskwid:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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