Santa Claus on acid
Random fact of the day! (i apologize, this is more...
theannoyingskwid: iwillmindfuckyou: Your earlobes line up with your nipples. MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you...
most-awkward-moments: Me: *pulls out banana.* MORE FROM theannoyingskwid does that make you the doctor?
What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?” and I’m just like “She became a whore.”
I HATE it when someone insults me HARD then says...
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
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