April 2012
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
what-if-jesus-were-a-timelord:
The Doctor And I by John Barrowman
And I’ll stand there with The Doctor
Feeling things I never felt
And though I never show it
I’ll be so happy I could melt
And so it will be for the rest of my life
And I want nothing else till I die
Held in such high esteem
When people see me they will scream
As part of TV’s favourite team
The Doctor and I.
I can’t even handle how amazing this is.
HOW DO YOU PERFECT?
JOHN LET ME MARRY YOU asdfh;lkjhgfdsI CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I AM FANGIRLING RIGHT NOW OMFG
THIS PERSON IS SO FLAWLESS, OH MY GOD
FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING.
He sung this at one of his concerts once and on the screen behind him were all these clips of him in doctor who…i nearly cried!
I’M SCREAMING AND I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET JOHN AN AWARD NO GET HIM ALL THE AWARDS
YOU DIDN’T
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE JOHN BARROWMAN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
I admit. I know (almost) nothing about Doctor Who and I’m not that big of a Wicked fan anymore, but this is pretty damn awesome.
Oh John Barrowman. Unlike probably most of the people I follow, I discovered Joh Barrowman through Musical Theatre as opposed to Doctor Who and Torchwood. he was on a judge on “Any Dream Will Do” and “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?” (everyone has their guilty pleasures), and then I found out he was the blonde Nazi tenor who sang “Springtime for Hitler” in the 2005 film version of “The Producers.” After looking up the various roles he’s played and some of the songs he’s recorded, I saw the Master story arch on Doctor Who and found out he was Captain Jack. Since then, I’ve seen one episode of Torchwood (something that will be corrected eventually since it is in my Netflix queue… with everything else I need to see). But it’s because of Musical Theatre that he became my number one celebrity crush. :3 …and again, not a major Whovian, but I get all the references made in the song.
tl;dr: John Barrowman is main crush because musicals. Now listen to the song! NOW!
March 2012
and i even had the capacity to click on that and wait like the dumbest human alive
i thought there was actually something there..then i realized xD
I actually waited… omg. I clicked it like 5 times. wtf is wrong with me
I waited like 5 seconds before I realized there were no little dots…and then I clicked again and I was like “OHH”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SEE OH.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola























